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Overview / Humor & Satire

Reime, Sprüche und Witze

  • 2405 Posts
Author Post

Iwonag 60

iwonag

Halbgott
6,245 posts

03/12/19, 07:24 pm

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das Leben ist viel zu kurz um schlecht gelaunt zu sein.

Myplaceisback 44

Myplaceisback

Großmeister
17,829 posts

03/12/19, 07:23 am

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You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.

Myplaceisback 44

Myplaceisback

Großmeister
17,829 posts

03/12/19, 01:07 am
Test
You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.

Myplaceisback 44

Myplaceisback

Großmeister
17,829 posts

03/09/19, 11:45 pm

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You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.

Len- 26

Len-

Superkwickie
316 posts

03/09/19, 09:09 am
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen kostenlos und umsonst?
Meine Schulbildung war kostenlos, deine umsonst!

Len- 26

Len-

Superkwickie
316 posts

03/09/19, 09:06 am
Der größte Schritt in einer Beziehung ist nicht der erste Kuss,
sondern der erste Furz.

Myplaceisback 44

Myplaceisback

Großmeister
17,829 posts

03/07/19, 12:01 pm

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You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.

Myplaceisback 44

Myplaceisback

Großmeister
17,829 posts

03/06/19, 05:02 pm

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You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.

Ison 32

Ison

Dinosaurier
13,976 posts

03/06/19, 02:56 am

Das Reh springt hoch
das Reh springt weit,
kann es ja, 
es hat ja Zeit

"Schmeichler sind Katzen, die vorne lecken, aber hinten kratzen"

Schau mich nicht in diesem Ton an ^^

Ison 32

Ison

Dinosaurier
13,976 posts

03/06/19, 02:52 am

Wenns im Frühling kracht und rumst, die Henne ihren Gockel bumst.

"Schmeichler sind Katzen, die vorne lecken, aber hinten kratzen"

Schau mich nicht in diesem Ton an ^^