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Overview / Humor & Satire

Frauen- und Männerwitze

  • 2224 Posts
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Auriga 48

Auriga

Legend
7,634 posts

11/08/12, 03:02 pm

Beitrag neu eingestellt:

Kommt ne Frau zum Metzger und bestellt ne Wurst. Fragt der Metzger: "am Stück oder geschnitten?". Die Frau hebt ihren Rock hoch und sagt: "Ist das ne Muschi oder ein CD-wechsler?"

Wer schweigt, stimmt nicht immer zu. Er hat nur manchmal keine Lust, mit Idioten zu diskutieren. Albert Einstein

Myplaceisback 44

Myplaceisback

Großmeister
16,308 posts

Three days ago, 06:45 pm

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You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.

Len- 26

Len-

Superkwickie
290 posts

Three days ago, 06:40 pm

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Zimmerlinde_ 68

Zimmerlinde_

Mythos
10 posts

06/14/19, 01:05 am

Angeberhose

 

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Lederjacke 45

Lederjacke

Dinosaurier
2,786 posts

06/13/19, 02:07 pm

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Mein Homer ist kein Kommunist. Er ist vielleicht ein Lügner, ein Schwein, ein Idiot und ein Kommunist, aber er ist kein Porno-Star! (Ape Simson)

Compton_Wealth 36

Compton_Wealth

Legend
15,215 posts

06/13/19, 05:39 am

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"Stell dir vor es ist 1 Krieg aber keiner gehts hin" (Jon Lemon)

Myplaceisback 44

Myplaceisback

Großmeister
16,308 posts

06/12/19, 07:07 pm

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You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.

Myplaceisback 44

Myplaceisback

Großmeister
16,308 posts

06/12/19, 07:03 pm

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You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.

Myplaceisback 44

Myplaceisback

Großmeister
16,308 posts

06/12/19, 06:53 pm

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You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.

Myplaceisback 44

Myplaceisback

Großmeister
16,308 posts

06/12/19, 06:53 pm

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You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.